Artist Presale: April 29 @ 10:00AM PT
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strong>MRG Presale: April 30 @ 10:00AM PT
On Sale: May 1 @ 10:00AM PT
The story of \;GWAR \;is carved
across the history of this hopeless planet\, but \;GWARthemselves&nbs
p\;are not of this world&hellip\;Their story begins far past Uranus\, in t
he deepest reaches of space\, where the beings known as \;GWAR \
;were warriors in the \;Scumdogs \;of the Universe\, an elite figh
ting force in the army of the Master of All Reality. But \;GWARproved
\;too reckless and powerful\, and after a series of tragic but hilari
ous blunders\, they were banished to the furthest reaches of the galaxy\,
with orders to conquer an insignificant backwater prehistoric mudball know
n as the planet Earth. Once here\, \;GWAR\, the original Ancient Alie
ns\, shaped the face of the globe\, wiping out the dinosaurs\, and mating
with apes to create \;the human race. Having accidentally given rise t
o all human history\, the Master of All Reality froze them in Antarctic ic
e where they could do no more harm. It was there they were discovered by a
shady entrepreneur known as Sleazy P Martini\, who sat the band down in f
ront of professional wrestling\, late-night horror movies\, heavy metal mu
sic\, and a steady diet of crack cocaine until \;GWAR \;became t
he cultural force they are today! \;
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