Luvwoofers present: Luvwoofers Luvs Trance

there is unrest in the city of baltimore…

citizens claim bright flying objects stop them from sleeping at night. strange signals have been detected across the city. witnesses report hearing unfamiliar frequencies emanating from the sky.

then, people started disappearing.

they speak of a place they vanish to for hours… loud music, flashing lights, an experience unlike anything on earth. rumor says the only way to get there is through an alien spaceship.

authorities advise residents to stay indoors.

we advise the opposite.

Minimum age: 18+