JAWS: The Very Unauthorized Musical Parody
Sunday, October 18, 2026 · 2:00 PMLaurie Beechman Theater · New York
Description
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Beech (man) ... “JAWS: The (Very Unauthorized) Musical!” is an over-the-top love story where a shark falls in love with a woman, people get eaten, and marine biologists break into song. Perfect for both the film’s fin-attics and newcomers of all ages. This high-energy spoof features fast-paced comic lunacy and catchy songs like “Fishing the Great White Way,” “At Night He Swims Home To Me,” and “When A Shark Attacked My Heart.” “A deliriously funny send up…the world seems to be a better place with this musical parody in it.” - John Soltes, Hollywood Soapbox Book, Music, Lyrics & Direction by Wayne Henry with Additional Material by David Citron & Evie AppleMusic Director: David Citron The cast includes burlesque darling Evie Apple as “Mayor Vaughn,” musical theatre powerhouse and "Laura Loves NY" creator Laura Daniel as the love-lorn “Sally”, stand-up comics Suzanne Stein and Natty Bumpercar as “Quint” and “Chief Brody”, and the show’s writer Wayne Henry as “Hooper.” Musical improviser Cat London doubles as an overlooked reporter and ill-fated ice cream man. Alvin Urbano makes his stage debut and actor/singer Robbie Stevens Jr KILLS in the role of “Dennis.”