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Twat Union Xmas Party '26
Friday, December 11, 2026 · 7:30 PMPaper Dress Vintage · London
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O CUM ALL YE TWATFUL, DING DONG HAIRILY ON THIGH, GREAT TWATTINGS TO YOU & YOUR KING
Twat Union HQ have decided there's just about enough dough in the 26/27 HR budget to put on an OFFICE XMAS PARTY for you all. So gather yer nearest and dearest, yer colleagues, yer pets (note: STRICTLY NO PETS), yer person you bumped into on the tube that one time, saying 'we should get a coffee sometime!' - IT'S A PARTY FOR EVERYBODY
And, well, gosh, we just want you to have the best time ever!! So we're throwing our silliest, glitziest, angriest, joyfullest party-cum-gig-cum-extravaganza yet, featuring Xmas Twat Covers (ft. sing-along lyric hand outs), Twatty Christmas Games and more!!! What more could you want??? No, really???! We'll see you there.
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Paper Dress Vintage352a Mare Street, London, E8 1HR, United Kingdom, London
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